Open Letter To The World
Dear World: I think we need to have a talk. You know how the sun always comes up every morning, no matter how bad things […]
Being Satisfied
Domestic Diva Blogger on Gardens of Loveliness
Helloooooo my dearest dears! Summer is winding down. A summer wherein we've been showered with a PLETHORA of well informed and experienced bloggers writing about […]
Wilderness Survival and Me
Can someone explain to me the purpose of camping? Seriously. I'm not sure I get the point of leaving a perfectly good house with perfectly good […]
Do You Suffer From Shopping Eyes?
It happened suddenly. Unexpectedly. Like waking up on the first dawn of creation. Or after LASIK surgery. Or after tasting that key lime/coconut frozen yogurt […]
Memories I Never Knew I Made
Awwww. I just tucked kid number 2 in bed for the night–well, not so much tucked as nodded in his general direction and murmured, "Dood. […]
Death By Organization
I gotta stop this sleeping in thing. It's killing my summer. At the beginning of June I sat down and outlined every day of the […]
My True Identity Revealed
Listen. I didn't want to say anything before this because I was a little worried about using my blog for self-promotion–I mean you know me. […]
Love Your Teenagers. You Don’t Get them Very Long.
Do you remember being a teenager? Maybe you are one. If so you'd better remember it, or we're going to be taking you in to […]
Run, Forest! RUUUUNNN! Dudes. I’m Busy.
Are you sick of that narsty picture of my aging arm down there below? Because I sure am. It's taken up way too much pixel […]
The Quality of my Deodorant is Un-American!
That is not a flabby tricep. Seriously. It's rock solid. Go on. Jiggle it. Or maybe don't. Remember waaaaaayyyy back when you were a kid […]