Gimme a Break. How To Not Stay Up Past Bedtime.
This is actually not the kid with the concussion. But the picture works, yeah? Last night I crept into bed at midnight after vegging in […]
Being Satisfied
Death, Divorce, and Frozen Yogurt
Maple frozen yogurt with pecans and dark chocolate chunks. Just thought I'd say that out loud. It's been torturing me. Now that it's out, I'm […]
Cool Stuff That I Feel Like Posting
I'm feeling exceedingly A.D.D. tonight, and I cannot decide what to post about. So I'm not going to. I'm just going to stick random stuff […]
Thoughts About Lips
Lips are our friends. They help us purse. Although they are not purses nor do they help us carry purses, unless we get those African […]
Self-Control, Thy Name Is . . . Hahahahahaha!
I ate the cookies again. I have to stop. And it's nothing against the cookies themselves–I'm sure they're very nice. Probably they have lots […]
Never Look in a Three-Way Mirror. Like, EVER.
YEAH BABY! Photo courtesy of my Littlest Dude. And this IS what aging is doing to me. Imagine what the back of me looks like. […]
NewsFlash To Self: Women Rock. The Way We Are.
Have you seen those signs on the freeway advertising women's expos? I have. And I've always purposely ignored them. I mean, I could just visualize […]
Mustang, Dang. Minivan? What Minivan?
I drive a M.A.V. (Mommy Assault Vehicle–a.k.a., Minivan.) I have driven one since my second child was born. Yesterday I drove a Mustang convertible. I […]
My Kingdom for a Nap!
I looked like this before I went to bed last night: When I woke up this morning, I looked like this: I'm tired people, TIRED. […]
What’s Your Theme Song? Gotta Have Mood Music.
Are you sitting down? I'm going to say something shocking: Hollywood's got it right. I mean the way they set everything they do to music. Life […]