The Only Pain Management Technique You’ll Ever Need As You Age!
You know, aging is a thing. And don't you stop reading this article just because you think you're all young and stuff. Yesterday you were younger […]
Aging
I’m Ready for My Closeup, Mr. DeMirror
Ah youth. Don't you just want to slap it sometimes? I was with some much younger people the other day and they were going on […]
Yo, Thief of Joy! Thy Name is Jaguar
You know that awesome saying from the great philosopher, Pinterest? The one that goes: "Comparison is the Thief of Joy"? Yeah. Well it totally is. The […]
Feel the Burn. After Feeling the Rest and Relaxation.
I came to a grand realization this morning after spending 45 minutes flopping around on a treadmill at the Gym: I am now old enough […]
I Have Confidence In …um…er… (Things Not To Ask Your College Kid)
I kind of look like the Great and Terrible Oz in this pic, yeah? I like to think I'm a confident woman. I like to […]
Oy! You With The Big Fat White Teeth! Shut up. (How To Greet People at HS Reunions)
Hahahahaha! Got a new art program. Wasn't paying attention to the top border. Looks like her head melted. But we'll pretend it was an artistic […]
The Glitter Shoes of Death – or – Maybe I’m Old Enough To ReThink Stilletos
Yesterday I was walking out of church with my littlest dude–because we're religious like that–and I was all tricked out in my $6 sparkly shoes […]
What to Write. Whaaat tooo Wriiite. Hmmm.
I love what my lips are doing in this picture. They look like slugs. Also, you're welcome for that mess there behind me. I don't […]
High School Reunion: The Musical
We think those are bangs on the front of my head. But we're not certain. Thirty Years. 30. Years. Three decades ago this memorial weekend […]
Baaaaaad Goat Cheese and the 50-Chick
(Note: That American flag there is not attached to the cheese in my hands. It is in no way connected to the cheese. It is […]