Man, I Shoulda Stayed in Piano Lessons
What I want to know is, do you have to know how to play the piano in order to do this, or just how to […]
Musings
Next Stop: Dreamland. And Toquerville.
I had the strangest dream last night. Perhaps one of you Dreamologists can tell me what it meant. I dreamed I was visiting someplace–and it […]
My Kingdom for a Nap!
I looked like this before I went to bed last night: When I woke up this morning, I looked like this: I'm tired people, TIRED. […]
What’s Your Theme Song? Gotta Have Mood Music.
Are you sitting down? I'm going to say something shocking: Hollywood's got it right. I mean the way they set everything they do to music. Life […]
Check This Out. It’s Friday!
Dear Dudes: On Fridays I post on a blog called "Challenging the Gnome." Two very cool friends and I started it to help us […]
Wilderness Survival and Me
Can someone explain to me the purpose of camping? Seriously. I'm not sure I get the point of leaving a perfectly good house with perfectly good […]
Wait. Summer? I’m Not Done With You Yet!
Two minutes ago I was writing about how I couldn't believe it was already summer. And now? School starts in two and a half weeks. […]
Do You Suffer From Shopping Eyes?
It happened suddenly. Unexpectedly. Like waking up on the first dawn of creation. Or after LASIK surgery. Or after tasting that key lime/coconut frozen yogurt […]
Gentle as a Buldozer
Do you remember that one time two days ago when I decided I wasn't a terrible mother, and then one of my kids did something […]
Memories I Never Knew I Made
Awwww. I just tucked kid number 2 in bed for the night–well, not so much tucked as nodded in his general direction and murmured, "Dood. […]