What I want to know is, do you have to know how to play the piano in order to do this, or just how to dance? Or maybe you simply need really good aim. Whichever it is, I want to do this. And I want to do it on the giant floor piano I have in my basement. When I get rich and buy a giant floor piano to put in the cavernous basement of my very large mansion-type home that I will purchase when I get rich:
And after I get really good at that, I want to do this–install a giant piano on some subway stairs and see how long it takes people to get up them. Will they linger? Will they hark back to old Miss Hickenlooper the Piano Teacher and run screaming as the scales follow them up the stairs? Will they laugh and be late for work and get to know each other while they play chopsticks together?
THEN, once I'm all finished there, I want to invent this, the world's smallest grand piano:
Of course, people would ask me why? Well, clearly so I can create the world's smallest musician:
Um, yeah. She's five. And has incredible musicality. LOOK at her press into those keys, and the fluidity of her wrists and arms. She's feeling this music. Hope she loves playing it as much as I love listening to it. Either way, I'm going into the kitchen right now and eating an entire pan full of toffee bars with chocolate chips and almond icing.
It's the biggest toffee bar in the world. But I'm going to eat it in the tiniest bites in the world. And then I'LL be as amazing as everything in this blog post!
(I am going to FAO Schwartz next time I'm in NYC, though. That floor piano just looks like fun.)
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