Feel the Burn. After Feeling the Rest and Relaxation.
I came to a grand realization this morning after spending 45 minutes flopping around on a treadmill at the Gym: I am now old enough […]
When I’M a Parent, I’ll NEVER *insert delusion here*
When I was a kid we had these narsty things on our bushes called “bag worms.” I know, right? The very name sort of makes […]
Dear Man of Steel: You’re Taking Your Title Too Seriously. Seriously.
I remember, Man of Steel, back in the olden days when you wore a blue unitard with foam muscles sewn in, red spanks, and, at least […]
The Answer to the NSA’s Problems
You're going to have to sit a little closer to your screen to read this today. I am writing very quietly. Because from what I've […]
Cemetery Beauty on Memorial Day
I have a wonderful picture of my middle kidlet when she was almost a year old and we were visiting my great great grandfather's grave for Memorial […]
Social Media as Small Town
Remember the olden days when you could go about life incognito? When getting new bands on your braces did not news-rocket through your social sphere like Sputnik […]
Motherhood-Induced A.D.D.
Dudes. I need a new brain. One that can multitask. I don't mean multitask as in: "Let's see. Gotta take kid1 to the eye […]
Wisdom Teeth. They Ain’t So Smart.
You find out who people are when they're on anesthesia. My Number One Son got his smartypants-teeth out last week and it was highly entertaining. As a […]
An Open Letter To My Blog
Dear Blog: I miss you. Once upon a time I had dreams that we were going to be famous, you and I. It was all planned […]
Men’s Jeans. No Butts About It.
The other day I saw a sight my eyeballs are still traumatized over. I was driving past a city park near our local High School, […]