Internet Rudeness. If You Can’t Say Something Nice . . .
You know Pinterest? Yeah. Stop pinning and listen to me for a second. Step away from the Pintrest. Awaaaaaaay from the Pintreeeeeest. Addictive little thing, […]
Unsolicited Advice
Spelt is the New Chocolate
I just found out by reading on the internet—the bastion of all truth—that I should stop eating whole wheat and instead start chowing on spelt. […]
Life Plans versus Reality. Dance Baby, Dance!
I was always going to dance. Or sing. Or star on Broadway. That was my life. Then I met a cute boy and married him. […]
Twitchy Eyelashes. How to Deal.
Dudes, my eyelids are having seizures. Like, they are twitching non-stop, and have been for days. Did you know that if you don't get enough […]
Life is a Roller Coaster. Arms & Legs In At All Times.
Okay, seriously. My knuckles are not that arthritic looking in real life. Before I got married– back when I knew everything– I had a list […]
All We Need is Luv. A Valentine’s Day Fable.
"Marry me," he said as they walked one day along the river. She had sunlight like fireflies in her hair, and cheeks as pink as […]
Baaaaaad Goat Cheese and the 50-Chick
(Note: That American flag there is not attached to the cheese in my hands. It is in no way connected to the cheese. It is […]
A Year of Kindle. Well? So?
Marie-Lan Nguyen (User:Jastrow), 2008-04-11 (Check her out: Girl is so confused she can't decide what to read with.) I hopped on the plane to Dublin […]
Food and Fun Friday! With the Flu!
Hello my friends. Flu-girl here. We have the plague at my house. It's been going on for about 3 weeks. And it has run through […]
A Natural Woman. She Should Be Smacked.
My daughter told me yesterday that her roommates were impressed that I had all four of my children naturally. That's sweet and I appreciate the […]