New State Bird Makes Life on the Road Interesting
Our state bird has been changed to the Orange Tipped Construction Cone. It's true. And the state flower? The Skid Steer Loader. I'm thinking it […]
Unsolicited Advice
Hello, Mr. Hashimoto? I’ve Got Something That Belongs To You
So I had some blood drawn a little while back and sent off to a laboratory to see if there was anything funky hanging out […]
Nosy Machines Are Turning Me Into An Introvert.
I used to be an extrovert. Yeah yeah, stop snorting, all y'all dudes and dudettes who know me. It's true. I USED to be an […]
Communication 101 For Men: What Not to Say
Men! Are you tired of trying to read your wife's/girlfriend's/significant other's mind? Exhausted by trying to figure out what it is that you don't know and […]
Success: It’s All in How You Say it, Babes.
I want to show you something brought to my attention by the Internet. And my son. (FYI, these are my screenshots, which I am sure […]
When I am President of the Universe–I KNOW, RIGHT?
This isn't really me being President of the Universe. This is me being President of Ireland. Okay. Not really that either. This is me standing […]
Where is the Love? (And a Link for Downton Abbey Addicts)
Dear Dudettes and Dudes, Today I am at a loss. I am wondering where the love in this world has gone to? First we are […]
Sting. I Forgive You, Baby. Now Make Better Choices.
The first time I ever saw Sting he looked like this (Parental Discretion Advised): (WAIT. Just discovered that I can't use Sting's Dune picture because […]
Women 101: It’s All About the Packaging
Do you want to know the fastest way to separate a girl from her money? Packaging. Make it cute, sparkly, small, modern, clean-lined, colorful, and/or […]
Never Let Pride Stand in the way of Not Drowning
(This is not the Firehole River. This is the River Shannon in Ireland. But it's water. And it's mine. So like, don't sue me because […]