Well That Was Different: Living the Divorce I Never Wanted, and Being Just Fine.
My goodness, it’s been a while. I mean . . . I can’t believe I’m back here. Never thought I’d see this place again. And […]
Family
Horses, Me, and my Kid. Not So Much.
Ya got plans for the summer? I've been making them for my kids. And it seems like there is almost no summer at all to […]
Mom! I Married an Alien!
Psssst! C'mere. No! Don't look at me! Please! Just act normal. I don't want to draw attention. But I've gotta tell someone. Ready? I think my husband […]
Pencil Boxes in my Shopping Cart? ALREADY?
The other day a friend of mine posted on Facebook that she knows Fall is coming when she dons a sweatshirt and pulls out the hot chocolate. Wha? It's […]
Yo, Thief of Joy! Thy Name is Jaguar
You know that awesome saying from the great philosopher, Pinterest? The one that goes: "Comparison is the Thief of Joy"? Yeah. Well it totally is. The […]
When I’M a Parent, I’ll NEVER *insert delusion here*
When I was a kid we had these narsty things on our bushes called “bag worms.” I know, right? The very name sort of makes […]
Social Media as Small Town
Remember the olden days when you could go about life incognito? When getting new bands on your braces did not news-rocket through your social sphere like Sputnik […]
Motherhood-Induced A.D.D.
Dudes. I need a new brain. One that can multitask. I don't mean multitask as in: "Let's see. Gotta take kid1 to the eye […]
In the Fetal Position . . .
My Little Whackjobs and Me, Many Moons Ago. Pre-Fetal Position I just got rat tailed by my apron strings. And baby its a sting that's […]
Run and Be Free, My Children!
My littlest dude had this conversation with my next to littlest dudette yesterday: "I just decided to see what an onion smelled like on my […]