Love Your Teenagers. You Don’t Get them Very Long.
Do you remember being a teenager? Maybe you are one. If so you'd better remember it, or we're going to be taking you in to […]
Being Satisfied
Run, Forest! RUUUUNNN! Dudes. I’m Busy.
Are you sick of that narsty picture of my aging arm down there below? Because I sure am. It's taken up way too much pixel […]
The Quality of my Deodorant is Un-American!
That is not a flabby tricep. Seriously. It's rock solid. Go on. Jiggle it. Or maybe don't. Remember waaaaaayyyy back when you were a kid […]
Wuv, Twoo Wuv – Enter Humperdinck
{{PD-1923}} "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah to day. Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow […]
Domestic Diva Blogger: Cooking Up a Storm! Not!
Dearests. Do you ever get tired of cooking? Of throwing down the vittles like a stirring, frying, baking, fricasseeing, fonduing, stuffing, skewering, demi-glacing, paté briséeing, […]
Embrace Your Inner Dork
Okay, here's the thing: I am not an expert in, like, anything. Which begs the question: why I am blogging? I cannot write about playing midwestern-cattle-wranglin'-footsie with […]
Summer Time. And The Livin’ is . . . er . . .
Ahhhhhh, Summer. As I said last time, it looms. Bright and cheery. Sort of. I mean, okay. We've got a whole lot of this up […]
Farewell, on this Memorial Day, to Éire
Dear Ireland: This Memorial Day, I would like to remember a few things about you. One, that my ancestors came from an incredibly hard-working nation […]
On Being Perfect. With Perfection.
Today we are going to take a look at what perfection isn't. Perfection is not running five miles a day, or ten miles a day, […]
Women the Weaker Sex? Hah! Just the Biceps.
So I'm at the gym, and I'm sitting there in my little machine feeling all buff and stuff as I rack up the weight load. Yeah, […]