Mrs. Perfect-Pants and the School Seminar of Doom
I'm looking at putting my kid in a private school next year because frankly, public school, bless its stoic heart, has failed him. Or at […]
Being Satisfied
The Glitter Shoes of Death – or – Maybe I’m Old Enough To ReThink Stilletos
Yesterday I was walking out of church with my littlest dude–because we're religious like that–and I was all tricked out in my $6 sparkly shoes […]
Death by Soup
Do you know what it's like to make twenty soups? Twenty pots of onions sautéed with garlic, or cooked with carrots and potatoes, or boiled […]
What to Write. Whaaat tooo Wriiite. Hmmm.
I love what my lips are doing in this picture. They look like slugs. Also, you're welcome for that mess there behind me. I don't […]
Everything I Know About Parenting I Learned In … um … er
My, how life changes us. You know? My college sophomore-child dropped by the other day (because apparently my washer has better agitation-action than the ancient […]
This IS My Happy Face!
So, it's been an interesting week. First there was The Health Scare, about which I have blogged here. (It took about 18 years off of my […]
Twenty-Six Years of Wedded Blitz. I Mean Bliss.
(This is a picture of a picture and it's wonky. We look like bobble-heads on doll-bodies. Maybe we really were, actually. And yeah, that's a […]
How to Kill a STRESS MONSTER!
Check out that picture. When I first saw it my reaction was: OHMYHEART! THIS IS MY LIFE! I AM ALWAYS STUCK IN A GIANT SHOWER […]
When I Become President of the Universe . . .
— There will be no hormones. None. Zero. Zip. Especially not in teenagers. Or pre-teens. Or post teens. And most especially not in pre-menopausal writer-blogger-moms. […]
High School Reunion: The Musical
We think those are bangs on the front of my head. But we're not certain. Thirty Years. 30. Years. Three decades ago this memorial weekend […]