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I Would Have Saved Life as We Know it Had I been Aboard the Mayflower. Like Totally.

November 11, 2013 Janiel 4

I should have been a pilgrim. But not the regular kind that arrived half starved and scurvyfied aboard the Mayflower. No, no. I couldn’t have been a firstie to this country. I’d have to have arrived with a later group. Say, on the June or Julyflower. Maybe even the Septemberflower. After everything had already been beaten into submission … er … civilized. You know, buildings built. A/C, central heating, and a direct connection to BBC America established. I should have been one of those pilgrims. Because I totally have the whole Put-Up-Food-For-the-Winter thing down, and those people would not have starved if I had been there.

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Secession Confession

November 13, 2012 Janiel 0

I am feeling a patriotic activist fervor these days. One that is stirring me up. One that has driven me to the point of decision. […]

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Go Out There And Be Free

November 6, 2012 Janiel 0

Dearests. Go out and vote today. And remember to be nice. We're all Americans. We have a country founded on respect for varying beliefs, and […]

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