How to Murder a First Impression
I was elegant once. I think it was on a Monday. But I murdered it. In one stroke. See, this is what I wore to […]
Aging
Thoughts About Lips
Lips are our friends. They help us purse. Although they are not purses nor do they help us carry purses, unless we get those African […]
Never Look in a Three-Way Mirror. Like, EVER.
YEAH BABY! Photo courtesy of my Littlest Dude. And this IS what aging is doing to me. Imagine what the back of me looks like. […]
Dear Seattle: I’m Coming! Leave the Light On!
What do you get when you cross an aging soprano (you should never cross an aging soprano), a brilliant organist/pianist/all-around-musician, a wonderful English Handbell-ist . . […]
Wuv, Twoo Wuv – Enter Humperdinck
{{PD-1923}} "Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togevah to day. Mawwiage, that bwessed awangement, that dweam wivvin a dweam. And wuv, twoo wuv, wiw fowwow […]
How to Motivate Yourself to Exercise
All right. I’m just going to come right out and say it. Exercising on purpose stinks. It’s one thing to be twelve years old and […]
Vanity, Thy Name Is Really Old Chick.
This is not me. I look much younger. I think it is well established that I have flittered through my chickie-babe days and am now […]
Mirror Mirror On The Wall. Who Asked You?
Yeah. The hair turned brown after my third child. Still haven't recovered. I was hanging out with some friends yesterday, along with a […]
What Did I Do With That One Thing?
Here’s the deal. The human brain, insofar as we know, is finite. It doesn’t ooze out of our ears and go on forever. It doesn’t […]
Steel Clad Pantyhose and a Putty Knife. I Ain’t Old.
A remarkable thing happened to me today. I experienced a transformation the speed of which, if captured and stored, could power some of the larger […]