Creepy Cemeteries of Life
You know what my town needs? A good old fashioned creepy cemetery. Oh, I know we have a cemetery. It’s lovely, and historic, and there […]
Musings
Government Shutdown: The Pattern for a Happy Life
Do you know who just impresses the living shortcake out of me? The United States Government. I mean look at them! They decided to work together […]
Salt Lake ComiCon: I Believe!
I was abducted by aliens last week. 50,000 of them. Hordes of beings dressed like Ironman and Link. Aquaman and Leonidas. Medusa, Mary Poppins, Wonderwoman, […]
Movie Review: Austenland. It’s a Girl Thing.
Dear Men Who Review Movies and Totally Dissed Austenland: Psh. Psh, I say. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a girl in possession of two X […]
Pencil Boxes in my Shopping Cart? ALREADY?
The other day a friend of mine posted on Facebook that she knows Fall is coming when she dons a sweatshirt and pulls out the hot chocolate. Wha? It's […]
Righteously Judging the Royals
Well, Her Royal Svelteness and Prince Will'eeHaveHisDad'sHairline gave birth to a bouncing baby prince last week. Which means the statute of limitations on snipey comments […]
Yo, Thief of Joy! Thy Name is Jaguar
You know that awesome saying from the great philosopher, Pinterest? The one that goes: "Comparison is the Thief of Joy"? Yeah. Well it totally is. The […]
Feel the Burn. After Feeling the Rest and Relaxation.
I came to a grand realization this morning after spending 45 minutes flopping around on a treadmill at the Gym: I am now old enough […]
Dear Man of Steel: You’re Taking Your Title Too Seriously. Seriously.
I remember, Man of Steel, back in the olden days when you wore a blue unitard with foam muscles sewn in, red spanks, and, at least […]
The Answer to the NSA’s Problems
You're going to have to sit a little closer to your screen to read this today. I am writing very quietly. Because from what I've […]