I’m On To You, Rental Machines And Libraries!

 

Redbox is such a great deal. Unless you keep thinking that it’s a great deal for 6 days and forget to return your dvd for that long. Then, it’s a great deal for Redbox.

Wonder what it is about rental/check-out deadlines that I can’t make them? I mean, take the Library for instance. You get a month to read your books. A month. I can read those suckers in a few days. And that’s reading them in spurts whilst performing my morning, erm, water-closet-rituals. (Hey, I’m a mom. The restroom is the only place I can read without constant interruptions.)  So why can’t I return a book to the Library on time? I have racked up enough library fees over the years to start my own Amazon/Book Division.

I have the same problem with dvd rentals. And it is worse with things like Redbox where its a dollar a dvd and I think, Hey! It’s only a dollar. If it’s one day late, what the hey, baybay?

THAT’S IT! It’s that whole Lets-give-the-consumer-a-great-deal-so-they’ll-relax-and-forget-about-turning-things-in-and-then-we’ll-charge-late-fees-and-that’s-how-we’ll-make-most-of-our-money-heh-heh-heh. They give us plenty of time, make it easy, make it cheap. Lull us into a state of security, then they RIP the wallet out from under us!

Okay, you rental/bookborrowing institutions. I’m on to you. From now on I’m returning everything EARLY.

Hah. Guess I showed you.

 

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My greatest pleasure in life has been raising my four excellent children--some of whom liked me so much that they keep coming back. My second greatest pleasure has been doing whatever I can to make people laugh and create bright moments. I hope to do a bit more good in the world before I go the way of it. And if not, I'd better at least get to spend some serious time writing and singing in a castle somewhere in the UK.

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